Occupy the North Pole

Finally, there is an Occupy event that might be worth supporting:



The 99%

The elves currently “occupying” the North Pole are previous toy makers now protesting their sole reason for existence. Elves claim Santa’s corporate influence must end. He “undeservedly” gets to be the poster boy for Christmas while they do all the work. Thanks to the Occupy elves, Santa’s workshop is on the verge of shutting down and Christmas Spirit has hit an all-time low.

The 1%

Santa Claus works tirelessly delivering goods and services across the globe without the slightest hiccup. What’s more, he works for the approval of well-behaved children and will only accept a few cookies and glasses of milk as compensation. Regardless, the Occupy North Pole elves claim he is the epitome of the greedy 1%. To them, Santa is little more than a jolly fat-cat who takes off every year in his luxury reindeer-utility-vehicle to enjoy an exotic, one-night vacation.

Personally I'm with Santa. What the elves don't realise is that he has no money because he gives it all away in the form of presents to avoid paying taxes. It is all perfectly legal.

On the other hand, the followers of Jesus only work one day a week yet earns million from their investments while they avoid paying taxes by claiming to be a charity.