Political Mathematics



This is a picture of German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble playing Sudoku on his iPad.

You can't blame him for taking a little time to relax - he had been busy sorting out the finances of the whole Eurozone and planning to take over Greece.

The only problem is that he was playing the game during a debate on the Greek bailout... That didn't go down too well in Germany.

Personally, I think it is good that politicians can count up to 9. That's more than Gordon Brown could handle, although he has been taking lessons:

A believer

RIP Davy Jones 1945-2012, of 60's group The Monkeys.

He was found dead of a heart attack this morning at his Indiantown, Florida home. He was 66.

This song is about as old as I am and still a classic.

Santa forgot to go home this Christmas



Not many people know this, but Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas/Father Christmas as he is also known, is actually Greek.

According to Wikipedia Nikolaos of Myra was a historic 4th-century saint and Greek Bishop of Myra (now part of Turkey). He is also known as Nikolaos the Wonderworker because of his many miracles. He had a reputation for secret gift-giving, such as putting coins in the shoes of those who left them out for him, and thus became the model for Santa Claus. The modern name comes from the Dutch Sinterklaas, itself from a series of elisions and corruptions of the transliteration of "Saint Nikolaos".


Sadly, Santa didn't visit Greece this year.

Latest Greek retail figures show a drop in sales of 12.7% year-on-year in December. This is probably down to consumer confidence being hurt by a rise in the jobless rate which hit a record high of 20.9 percent in November.


In fact, retail sales have been dropping for a long time:

Retail sales by volume (year on year)
Dec 2011-12.7%
Nov 2011-8.9%
Oct 2011-10.8%
Sep 2011-6.5%
Aug 2011-1.5%
Jul 2011-4.3%
Jun 2011-11.4%
May 2011-10.7%



If you break down retail sales by sector you can see what they are spending money on:

Retail sales by volume (year on year)DecNovOct
Supermarkets-6.3-0.4-0.4
Department stores-1.5-0.7 0.0
Fuels, lubricants-22.9-17.7-18.1
Food, beverage, tobacco-18.2-20.2-15.6
Drugs, cosmetics-9.1-0.7-0.4
Apparel, footwear-17.2-19.5-29.8
Furniture, appliances-15.3-12.3-14.9
Books, paper goods-4.5-3.6-12.8

Fuel is down over a fifth since last December year. Food&beverages are also down.

It seems that 'make do and mend' is the new byword in Greece as they stop buying new clothes or furniture.


I guess Greece is on Santa's naughty list. Maybe that 130 billion from Germany will help, but somehow I don't think it will.

The Safety Dance


Note: this is in the process of being changed to "people without hats".

Thank god that Labour are still here. What would we do without them? Their most recent contribution to the well being of our country is the Woman's Safety Commission.

Labour tell us that:
We know that women are already being hit hard economically by the Government's policies. Independent research has shown women are paying more than twice as much as men in tax and benefit changes – not least because of the scale of cuts to family support.

But there is growing evidence that women’s sense of safety and security is also being threatened.


Actually independent research shows than men pay most tax and women receive most benefits, but that is not the interesting bit. This growing evidence that women’s sense of safety and security is also being threatened is shocking! We can't have that now, can we? We can't let woman's sense of safety and security be threatened when men's sense of safety and security is fine.

Wait a minute - is men's sense of safety and security fine? I can't tell. There doesn't seem to be a Men's Safety Commission.

Further:
Labour has therefore launched a Consultation on Women’s Safety, which will take evidence on the impact of the Government’s decisions on women’s safety and consider how to protect and enhance women’s personal safety. In the context of the current financial pressures, it will also consider proposals for a new Personal Safety Bill to tackle violence against women.

So, Labour are protecting and enhancing women’s personal safety, but they are leaving men unprotected and with diminished personal safety.

Can we please have a new Personal Safety Bill (Men) too? After all, I'm pretty sure that most violence in this country actually happens against men.

Anyway, back to the Women's Safety issue. It certainly is a big issue.

Lets start with banning high heel shoes. They are very dangerous.



Next, makeup can make you blind, so lets ban that too.



Long hair is also a health and safety no-no. Banned.




Thankfully, Yvette Cooper is safe. She doesn't wear much make-up, has short hair and wears sensible shoes.



Unfortunately, Caroline Flint has a few safety problems.



Ahh, now I see why Yvette is showing so much interest in the safety of women....

Right medicine for Ireland?

Ireland is being asked to vote to take part in the Eurozone Fiscal Compact. Is this the medicine that Ireland needs to fix its broken economy?



The Fiscal Compact is designed to reign in governments that spend too much, tax too little and run deficits over the whole economic cycle leading to unsustainable sovereign debt and the need for bailouts.

The compact is designed to turn the whole of Europe into Germany. It ignores the fact that even Germany hasn't been acting like Germany over the last decade.

Is this the right medicine for Ireland? Would the compact have saved Ireland from its current economic maladies?

Lets look at the economic history of Ireland before and after joining the Euro.


GDP growth

Ireland was growing fast before the Euro was introduced in 2000. It actually slowed down after the Euro was adopted, so the Euro was not the reason for the Irish economic miracle.

Ireland consistently out performed Germany in the period up to the financial crash. At times Greece grew as fast as Ireland, but overall the Irish economy grew faster and probably had the best economic record in the whole of Europe up until the financial crash.




GDP per head

The Irish people grew richer throughout the period until the financial crash in 2007. They overtook German and the UK in dollar terms around 1999 and remain richer today. The British also became richer than Germans around 1999, but then lost that advantage because of the effects of Gordon Brown's Great Recession.




Unemployment

Ireland started out with high unemployment in the early 1990s, but unemployment fell fast from 1994 to 2000. Unemployment remained low until the financial crisis, but low unemployment was not a result of joining the Euro - it happened well before that.





So how did Ireland achieve this economic miracle? Through hard work!


Trade

Ireland achieved fast growth through trade, not through government spending.

People like to talk about Germany being the power house of Europe, but Ireland does twice as much trade as Germany. The only reason why Germany is the engine of Europe is that it is the biggest economy, not because it is the best economy.




Savings rate

Ireland also had a consistently high savings rate until the financial collapse. That too had nothing to do with the Euro.




Taxation

Ireland managed to outperform Germany with lower taxes. If you don't take all of the money to fund an over large public sector then you can leave more for the private sector, which creates faster growth and allows you to spend more on public services.

Ireland is proof that the European model of an over generous welfare state does not make people better off.




The Fiscal Compact deals with government borrowing and total government debt. Was that a problem for Ireland?


National debt

Ireland's national debt as a percentage of GDP fell below the Euro area target of 60% in 1998 and continued falling up until the financial crisis.

That means that Ireland was running a budget surplus, not a budget deficit.

The Fiscal Compact would not have applied to Ireland in the decade since the Euro was introduced. It would have applied to Germany though, because Germany ran too high a deficit. Now Germany are trying to label Ireland as part of the fiscally irresponsible Euro fringe.




So what went wrong in Ireland? Two words: the Euro.


Private sector lending

Lending to the public sector started growing around 1994 as Ireland recovered from an earlier recession. It rose until 2002 then rocketed as the housing boom took off, reaching over 200% of GDP as the financial crisis hit.

This was mainly a result of an asset price boom, with house prices growing way too high which leading to too much house building and even more borrowing.



The problem with a single currency is that interest rates are set for the whole Eurozone, not for the needs of a small economy like Ireland. When Ireland needed to have higher interest rates to cool a booming housing market they couldn't get them because interest rates were set by the ECB.

The Irish government ran a very good fiscal policy in this period, but the private sector borrowed too much and created a massive boom. That was down to the Eurozone running monetary policy which was very bad for Ireland.




So does Ireland need the Fiscal Compact? Is that the right medicine for Ireland's economic ills?

Well, no. The Fiscal Compact is all about government spending, taxation and budgetary discipline. Ireland was running a budget surplus and had a total debt below the Eurozone target. The Fiscal Compact would not have helped to prevent the Irish financial crisis.

When the crisis hit, the Irish government started running a deficit, borrowing went up above the Fiscal Compact limits and government debt went above the debt limits too.

The Fiscal Compact would not have prevented Ireland's financial collapse, but it would have stopped the Irish government dealing with it.

The Fiscal Compact is not only the wrong medicine for Ireland, it is bad medicine for Ireland. It would not have prevented the patient getting sick, it would have stopped the doctor making him better.

In fact, the Fiscal Compact would have been poison had it been in effect when Ireland's financial crisis hit. It could have stopped the Irish government saving the banks, leading to runs on the banks by depositors desperate to get their money out, multiple bankruptcies and empty ATMs. In fact, it could have led to a total breakdown of the banking system. Not only that, but it could have also stopped Ireland increasing spending to deal with the aftermath of that collapse, meaning no unemployment benefits for the millions who lost their jobs.

Germany is trying to make Ireland and the rest of the Eurozone more like Germany. Instead, they should be making the Eurozone more like Ireland.

The causes of Ireland's financial crisis was the Euro and too low interest rates. The solution is to leave the Euro, not adopt a Fiscal Compact that was designed for Greece.

Clearly, the right answer for the Irish people is to vote NO in the referendum.

Paddy throws a spanner in the works



Ireland has just throw a big spanner in the works for the big Germany plan for European fiscal union.

Irish Taoiseach Enda Kenny told the Irish Dáil (parliament) that Ireland will hold a referendum on the Fiscal Union Treaty Fiscal Compact.

He said:
I am very confident that when the importance and merit are communicated to the Irish people that they will endorse it emphatically by voting yes to continuing economic stability and recovery. I believe it is in Ireland’s national interest that this treaty be approved.

I'm not so sure. Ireland has a history of rejection EU treaties in referenda. They rejected the Lisbon Treaty before accepting it when it was put to them a second time.

This referendum will turn into one about the bailing out of banks by tax payers. It will be held against nightly scenes of protest in Greece against EU forced austerity.

The Fiscal Union was actually designed to prevent this from happening according to Michael Link, German Minister for European Affairs.

However, Irish President Michael Higgins threatened to summon the "Council of State" if the government had gone ahead and tried to ratify an agreement that was against the Irish constitution.

We don't know what date the referendum will be held on yet, but it won't hold up the adoption of the fiscal compact by the rest of the Eurozone because it only requires 12 out of 17 Eurozone members to sign before it comes into effect.

We also don't know if there will be a Eurozone by the time of the referendum happens. Greece is still not out of the water yet and the focus is starting to move onto other sick Eurozone economies like Portugal, Spain, Italy and yes, Ireland.

One problem for Ireland is that if they don't sign up to the fiscal compact they will not be entitled to further bailouts via the ESM, which enters into force in July 2012.

Effectively this means that the Irish people must either sign away their sovereign rights or won't get help if their economy is hit by further economic problems in the Eurozone.

This was the same choice given to Greece, but the Greek politicians gave away the sovereign rights of the Greek people without asking them. That is why the Greek people are on the streets protesting. It will be interesting to see what the Irish people make of their options.

Arise Sir Rupert

In a surprising move, News International chairman Rupert Murdoch today received an honorary knighthood. From now on, Rupert Murdoch will be know as Sir Rupert.

Here is Sir Rupert holding his knighthood medal.



And Sir Rupert and his wife shaking hands with Her Majesty.



Here is a picture of the actual ceremony. Off camera is Prince Charles, who was instructing the Queen in how to use the sword.




Several reasons were given for Sir Rupert's surprise honour:


Sir Rupert's contributions to the field of entertainment

Sir Rupert is know to support the careers of actors who are down on their luck.



Sir Rupert also supports the careers of British musicians. This one was so grateful that she performed for free at his wedding.



Sir Rupert is also known for helping unfunny comedians find new careers as Newsnight interview panellists.




Sir Rupert's contributions to the field of journalism






Sir Rupert's contributions to the field of international diplomacy




Sir Rupert's contributions to the field of politics








Above all, the honour is for Sir Rupert's business success

Punk Economics

This is the perfect description of how the unelected EU political class is screwing its citizens.

Lesson 1




Lesson 2




Read more from the author here.

Fistecuffs in Strangers Bar?

Guido has the full story, but I thought it would be easier to understand with pictures:


Andrew Percy MP was hosting an event for the Speaker of the Canadian Parliament, at which Stuart Andrew MP was a guest.




The night had progressed, and the speaker (and family) had left.




Eric Joyce was also in the bar, and was having a conversation with Alec Shelbrooke MP.




Andrew Percy had gone to the bar and on his way back asked to get past AS and EJ. EJ was then heard (by eye witness) to say something along the “no you can’t. I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”




Somehow this confrontation ended with Andrew Percy being pushed to a wall. At this point Stuart Andrew stood up and told him (EJ) to stop.




AP had gone to get the police, who promptly surrounded Joyce, although did not restrain him.




IT IS CLAIMED THAT he then, whilst surrounded by police launched himself at SA, head butting him and punching him.




EJ was then arrested.




And dealt with by the police.

Occupy Secret Meeting



Note to #OccupyLSX - when tweeting form a "secret meeting" turn off the twitter location feature.

Bailout translated: "We own your ass"



Now that it looks like the Greek bail-out bail-in is going ahead, all that is left is dotting the i's and crossing the t's.

You would think the Greek people would be happy, right? They just received €130 Billion to save their economy. Didn't they?

Well, the devil is in the details, or in the Eurogroup statement on the bailout agreement. Here is a translation for those of you who don't speak Greek Eurobabble.

This new programme provides a comprehensive blueprint for putting the public finances and the economy of Greece back on a sustainable footing and hence for safeguarding financial stability in Greece and in the euro area as a whole.

"We got the last plan wrong, so here is a new one so that we can save our beloved Euro".

The Eurogroup is fully aware of the significant efforts already made by the Greek citizens but also underlines that further major efforts by the Greek society are needed to return the economy to a sustainable growth path.

"We know that you are doing all the hard work and taking all of the pain, but there is plenty more where that came from".

Ensuring debt sustainability and restoring competiveness are the main goals of the new programme. Its success hinges critically on its thorough implementation by Greece.

"Here is the bailout. Here is how you are going to pay for it."

This implies that Greece must achieve the ambitious but realistic fiscal consolidation targets so as to return to a primary surplus as from 2013, carry out fully the privatisation plans and implement the bold structural reform agenda, in both the labour market and product and service markets, in order to promote competitiveness, employment and sustainable growth.

"First: stop spending money on yourselves. Second: give all the money to us. Third: sell everything of value that you own and give all the money to us. Fourth: make sure every penny you own goes to paying us back."

To this end, we deem essential a further strengthening of Greece's institutional capacity. We therefore invite the Commission to significantly strengthen its Task Force for Greece, in particular through an enhanced and permanent presence on the ground in Greece, in order to bolster its capacity to provide and coordinate technical assistance. Euro area Member States stand ready to provide experts to be integrated into the Task Force.

"We don't trust you to do it right, so we will have to do it for you."

The Eurogroup also welcomes the stronger on site-monitoring capacity by the Commission to work in close and continuous cooperation with the Greek government in order to assist the Troika in assessing the conformity of measures that will be taken by the Greek government, thereby ensuring the timely and full implementation of the programme.

"We will watch you like a hawk. We will make you pay in full and pay on time."

The Eurogroup also welcomes Greece's intention to put in place a mechanism that allows better tracing and monitoring of the official borrowing and internally-generated funds destined to service Greece's debt by, under monitoring of the troika, paying an amount corresponding to the coming quarter's debt service directly to a segregated account of Greece's paying agent.

"We won't give you the money, we will put it into a safety box. Only we have the key."

Finally, the Eurogroup in this context welcomes the intention of the Greek authorities to introduce over the next two months in the Greek legal framework a provision ensuring that priority is granted to debt servicing payments. This provision will be introduced in the Greek constitution as soon as possible.

"We will make you sign in blood and the blood of your children and grand children. You will never be free of us."

The Eurogroup acknowledges the common understanding that has been reached between the Greek authorities and the private sector on the general terms of the PSI exchange offer, covering all private sector bondholders. This common understanding provides for a nominal haircut amounting to 53.5%.

"Now that you can't pay back your debt to our banks we will forgive half of the debt."

The Eurogroup considers that this agreement constitutes an appropriate basis for launching the invitation for the exchange to holders of Greek government bonds (PSI). A successful PSI operation is a necessary condition for a successor programme. The Eurogroup looks forward to a high participation of private creditors in the debt exchange, which should deliver a significant positive contribution to Greece's debt sustainability.

"We hope the banks don't mind too much. If they complain then everybody is screwed."

The Eurogroup considers that the necessary elements are now in place for Member States to carry out the relevant national procedures to allow for the provision by EFSF of (i) a buy back scheme for Greek marketable debt instruments for Eurosystem monetary policy operations, (ii) the euro area's contribution to the PSI exercise, (iii) the repayment of accrued interest on Greek government bonds, and (iv) the residual (post PSI) financing for the second Greek adjustment programme, including the necessary financing for recapitalisation of Greek banks in case of financial stability concerns.

"If you won't pay the banks then we will have to do it. First: we will pay ourselves. Second: we will pay Eurozone banks. Third: we will pay the interest bill. Finally, if there is any money left over: we will pay off Greek banks. Note: the Greek people are nowhere on this list - you don't matter to us."

The Eurogroup takes note that the Eurosystem (ECB and NCBs) holdings of Greek government bonds have been held for public policy purposes. The Eurogroup takes note that the income generated by the Eurosystem holdings of Greek Government bonds will contribute to the profit of the ECB and of the NCBs. The ECB’s profit will be disbursed to the NCBs, in line with the ECB’s statutory profit distribution rules. The NCBs’ profits will be disbursed to euro area Member States in line with the NCBs’ statutory profit distribution rules.

"We won't let ourselves lose money in this deal. In fact, we will make sure that we continue to make profits. We will then divide it up amongst ourselves and you won't get any."

• The Eurogroup has agreed that certain government revenues that emanate from the SMP profits disbursed by NCBs may be allocated by Member States to further improving the sustainability of Greece's public debt. All Member States have agreed to an additional retroactive lowering of the interest rates of the Greek Loan Facility so that the margin amounts to 150 basis points. There will be no additional compensation for higher funding costs. This will bring down the debt-to-GDP ratio in 2020 by 2.8pp and lower financing needs by around 1.4 bn euro over the programme period. National procedures for the ratification of this amendment to the Greek Loan Facility Agreement need to be urgently initiated so that it can enter into force as soon as possible.

"If anybody asks here is some BS to make it look like we are not screwing you."

• Furthermore, governments of Member States where central banks currently hold Greek government bonds in their investment portfolio commit to pass on to Greece an amount equal to any future income accruing to their national central bank stemming from this portfolio until 2020. These income flows would be expected to help reducing the Greek debt ratio by 1.8pp by 2020 and are estimated to lower the financing needs over the programme period by approximately 1.8 bn euro.

"Here is some more in case the first lot didn't do the trick."

The respective contributions from the private and the official sector should ensure that Greece's public debt ratio is brought on a downward path reaching 120.5% of GDP by 2020. On this basis, and provided policy conditionality under the programme is met on an ongoing basis, the Eurogroup confirms that euro area Member States stand ready to provide, through the EFSF and with the expectation that the IMF will make a significant contribution, additional official programme of up to 130 bn euro until 2014.

"If anybody asks tell them that everything is fixed - your problems will be over by 2020. Don't worry - we will have all retired on generous EU pensions by then."

It is understood that the disbursements for the PSI operation and the final decision to approve the guarantees for the second programme are subject to a successful PSI operation and confirmation, by the Eurogroup on the basis of an assessment by the Troika, of the legal implementation by Greece of the agreed prior actions. The official sector will decide on the precise amount of financial assistance to be provided in the context of the second Greek programme in early March, once the results of PSI are known and the prior actions have been implemented.

"If people don't fall for this then we will try again in March."

We reiterate our commitment to provide adequate support to Greece during the life of the programme and beyond until it has regained market access, provided that Greece fully complies with the requirements and objectives of the adjustment programme.

"We are really serious about getting our money back. Don't screw with us or you will regret it."


That is a lot of words to say "We own your ass".

Boycott The BBC!



The BBC have been busy reporting on the Workfare scandal - expecting people to take unpaid work placements.

Given the interviews with the anti-workfare brigade you would think that the BBC is against the exploitation of unemployed workers.

Well, the BBC have a dirty little secret. The BBC is an exploitative workfare slave labour employer!




The BBC have a whole website dedicated to workfare. It is part of their careers website and details their work experience scheme.

That is just for BBC in England. BBC Wales have their own website and presumably so do the BBC in Scotland and Northern Ireland.

They claim to offer 1,700 work experience placements per year, covering the full range of jobs. In fact, they currently have 206 open vacancies for work placements, varying between 1 and 4 weeks.

These are not school placements - for health and safety reasons you need to be over 18 to take up a work placement position. They are not ageist either - these placements are available to you at any age (as long as you are an adult).




They include slave labour work placements like this:
News Departmental Runner

Location: London - TV Centre
Specialism: News & Journalism
Age Criteria: Must be over 18
Date of Placement: May 2012

You will spend your time on Newsnight’s planning desk. This would involve working with the Planning Editor to come up with ideas and chase guests for Newsnight’s daily discussions, analysis and interviews. You will be involved in editorial discussions and see the programme broadcast

Note: this placement is also available for June and probably every month after that. Instead of hiring a full time runner they hire a series of unpaid 'work experience placements' lasting a month each.

Just think, if you watched that guy on Newsnight complaining about unpaid workfare at Tesco a few nights ago he was probably ushered into the studio by an unpaid workfare victim who works for the BBC!

The BBC offer the "chance to use cutting edge equipment, make contacts - even see how well your ideas are received". What they don't seem to offer is pay - not even the minimum wage.

You can understand the BBC's reasoning for this - the people on the placements don't actually contribute much in terms of work and take a lot of training by paid staff. The cost to the BBC of continually bringing in new people and showing them what to do is probably more than bringing in one person and showing them what to do once, then letting them do the job.


Our TV screens have been full of interviews of people complaining about being forced into workfare programs (even though it is actually voluntary), yet the BBC never seem to interview the people who benefit from these schemes. They interview people complaining about others being exploited but not people being exploited.

Except, hidden away on their website, they do.


Here is workfare victim Andrew O'Brien explaining how terrible workfare really is:




Here is recent graduate and Polish workfare victim Eva Stephniewska explaining how bad her experience was:



It is good to see your licence fee being well spent, giving out unpaid workfare positions to foreign born unemployed people so that they can make programs complaining about how other companies should pay workfare victims the minimum wage.

I do love the BBC.

Separated at birth?



One is a political battering ram.

The other is a political bruiser.



One has the job of keeping the peace between two Prime Ministers.

The other had the job of keeping the peace between two Prime Ministers.




One is part of a government that destroyed his country's economy.

The other was part of a government that destroyed his country's economy.



One is part of a government trying to borrow €130 Billion.

The other was part of a government that borrowed £150 Billion.



One was received a Ph.D.in Law.

The other failed his 11-plus.



One was a former lecturer at a famous university and Professor of Constitutional Law.

The other was a former ship's steward and trade union activist.



One is Deputy Prime Minster of Greece.

The other was Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.



One is trying to save his country as Finance Minister.

The other is trying to become a police commissioner.


One is called Evangelos Venizelos.

The other is called Baron Prescott, of Kingston upon Hull in the County of East Yorkshire, or just plain old Lord Prescott.



Both also look like famous Heavy Metal vocalist Steve Grimmett, but he is much cooler.

Boycott The Guardian



The #StopWorkfare movement is winning the war against #Workfare.

Maplins has just announced that it has stopped taking part in the training of unemployed youths.

I think it is time to start the next battle in the on going war against slave labour.



They employ toff journalists on fat cat salaries

They employ slave labour interns with no pay

They advertise jobs for other slave wage companies

They even give awards to Tesco!

Comrades, enough is enough! Start boycotting the Guardian today.